Hamas legalizes crucifixion.

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1230111707087&pagename=JPost/...

Maybe a dialogue with Obama would be enough...

I'll never understand the liberal mindset of "negotiate with terrorists".
"If only we had a dialogue..."
"Put yourself in their place..."

No.
How about:
Nuke the whole damned area today?

Try this one: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081229/ap_on_re_as/as_pakistan_valley_of_fe...

The heart breaker:

14-Year-Old Shot In Chest
POSTED: Monday, December 29, 2008
UPDATED: 11:15 am CST December 29, 2008

HOUSTON -- Houston police are trying to figure out who shot a 14-year-old in the chest on Monday, KPRC Local 2 reported.
The teen tried to find help at an apartment complex on Kings Gate Circle near Fondren Road at about 4:30 a.m.

If the north pole becomes completely ice-free this summer (which won't happen, but some scientists say it will) will Santa have to relocate? Who will pay for this relocation? Will the United Elf Union demand 90% wages during the relocation? Will we have to bailout Santa?

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Show your bipartisanship by getting that crazy liberal in your life a Sarah Palin calendar.

(Loosely Based on an AP story by Seth Borenstein.)

I hate to ever admit Troy is right on anything.
Even when I agree with him.

Check out: http://epw.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?FuseAction=Minority.Blogs&Content...
UN Blowback: More Than 650 International Scientists Dissent Over Man-Made Global Warming Claims

"Hundreds of employees have occupied the Republic Windows & Doors factory since last Friday when the company shut down. "

Here's an idea. Turn off the water and electricity. Eventually they will leave. Then you lock the doors.

Actually, this is just the next step in the socialist move to nationalize the nations industry. Some quotes are:

Beavers reported for 'logging'
Green campaigners called in police after discovering an illegal logging site in a nature reserve - only to find it was the work of beavers.

Environmentalists found 20 neatly stacked tree trunks and others marked for felling with notches at the beauty-spot at Subkowy in northern Poland.

"Liberals are growing increasingly nervous – and some just flat-out angry – that President-elect Barack Obama seems to be stiffing them on Cabinet jobs and policy choices." http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1208/16292.html

Maybe the problem is they see him like this:

and not like this:

Are you tired of seeing the same old thing at the top of this column?

Tired of blogs not being updated for weeks?

Well, let me tell you now buddy, we can fix that!

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Detroit pirates who have held American consumers hostage for twenty years have demanded $25 billion in ransom and set a deadline for the end of the year.

“We are demanding $25 billion from the American government,” said Rick Wagoner, one of the Chief Executive pirates, in a speech from a podium in Washington DC.

Astronomers have taken what they say are the first-ever direct images of planets outside of our solar system, including a visible-light snapshot of a single-planet system and an infrared picture of a multiple-planet system.

The mutilated lesbian is pregnant again. You are going to start hearing in the news about the ~pregnant man~. Anybody with two brain cells to rub together can tell you 'that can't happen'.

Click here for a "See! I told you so!"

I did not think I would live to see an avowed socialist elected as president.
He was.
I sincerely hope the people who voted for him get everything they deserve.

That being said, I congratulate Obama and the Democrats for bringing first time voters into the process.

Many of them are racist, voting for him because he is black, but at least they turned out.